Quiz: What Animal are You?
by Lucia
Answer these four questions to find out what your inner animal is.
1. On a weekend, you can be found:
a) cozied up on your bed, reading a great book.
b) playing Monopoly with your friends.
c) jumping rope outside.
2. Your friends would describe you as:
a) calm
b) friendly
c) athletic
3. You can't stand it when people:
a) are too loud and annoying.
b) are pessimistic.
c) try to bother you when you are working.
4. You feel proud when you:
a) give a compliment.
b) make a new friend.
c) beat a personal record.
If you answered:
Mostly As, you are a cat!
Mostly Bs, you are a dog!
Mostly Cs, you are a horse
Answer these four questions to find out what your inner animal is.
1. On a weekend, you can be found:
a) cozied up on your bed, reading a great book.
b) playing Monopoly with your friends.
c) jumping rope outside.
2. Your friends would describe you as:
a) calm
b) friendly
c) athletic
3. You can't stand it when people:
a) are too loud and annoying.
b) are pessimistic.
c) try to bother you when you are working.
4. You feel proud when you:
a) give a compliment.
b) make a new friend.
c) beat a personal record.
If you answered:
Mostly As, you are a cat!
Mostly Bs, you are a dog!
Mostly Cs, you are a horse
Word Scramble
by Amelia
Unscramble these words about sports; then, write the answer on the line.
aketllabbs
occres
BAN
llba
ohop
alcosrse
ootafllb
protss
Unscramble these words about sports; then, write the answer on the line.
aketllabbs
occres
BAN
llba
ohop
alcosrse
ootafllb
protss
Hamburger Jokes
picture from wikipedia
by Peter
- Q: In what school subjects does the teacher say, "Well done, hamburgers"?
- A: A wide range of subjects- meatyeval history, meatematichs, and word grill.
- Q: What do some people have against cheeseburgers?
- A: They say, "Burgers can't be cheesy!"
- Q: Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?
- A: They're great at the plate!
- Q: How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
- A: Make it with blue cheese!
Knock-Knock Jokes and Riddles
by Alexa
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce pray for hairless chihuahuas.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Boborose.
Boborose who?
Bobo rose when I put a tack on his seat.
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
A: Eleven (T.h.e. A.l.p.h.a.b.e.t.)
Q: What is the end of TIME and the beginning of ETERNITY
A: The letter E
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce pray for hairless chihuahuas.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Boborose.
Boborose who?
Bobo rose when I put a tack on his seat.
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
A: Eleven (T.h.e. A.l.p.h.a.b.e.t.)
Q: What is the end of TIME and the beginning of ETERNITY
A: The letter E
The Extremely Hard Riddle!!!
by Nomi
Ok, I am going to give you a riddle and you have to guess what the object is. OK, here it goes:
The person who makes it doesn't need it or want it.
The person who buys it is very sad they're buying it.
And the person who uses it does not know they are using it.
What am I?
Answer: a coffin.
Ok, I am going to give you a riddle and you have to guess what the object is. OK, here it goes:
The person who makes it doesn't need it or want it.
The person who buys it is very sad they're buying it.
And the person who uses it does not know they are using it.
What am I?
Answer: a coffin.
What's My Number?
by Peter
1. It is a multiple of 5
2. You can't divide it by two.
3. The number in the ones place is a 5.
4. It is an odd number.
5. If you take 8 and then multiply it by 2 and then subtract 1
you'll have the number.
6. There is not a 2 in the tens place.
7. It is not 16.
What is my number?
(write it below on the line)
1. It is a multiple of 5
2. You can't divide it by two.
3. The number in the ones place is a 5.
4. It is an odd number.
5. If you take 8 and then multiply it by 2 and then subtract 1
you'll have the number.
6. There is not a 2 in the tens place.
7. It is not 16.
What is my number?
(write it below on the line)